kt dnia nie mmg bnyk org yg slalu sketkn aty aq . aq ? iyela . nie dnia aq . x kan kau kowt . okok . back 2 the topic . kalau korang nk tw kalo aq bole saket aty nan korang cmne , bce undang-undang dunia aq nie di bwh akta 090996pink . sesape didapati bsalah akan dibuang dari dunia aq ! fham !
1) aq plg bnci ble aq tngah ckp nan someone , dy x dgr ap yg aq ckp . dy pg pndg tmpt laen . mmg time 2 aq tngah ckp nan spenda dy . ap ? kau x pkai spenda ? sorysory . aq mcm tngah ckp nan boxer kau . pkai x ? haha . jgn tkejot , aq mmg mcm nie .
2)sape yg x saket aty ble parents korang ckp mcm nie
parents:kteorang plan nk pg******* x lame lg
korang/aq:yeke ? beznye ! x sbrsbr nk pg !
parents:tp korang tinggal kt umah atok la sbb kteorang pg bdua je . - _____-
*bez x ayat dowang nie ? gile gempak r ayat uwh . mmg x bole blah . msti saket aty an ?
3)aq plg x ske nan laky yg da tw aq x ske kau , yg kau lg nk gak ckp n beramah mesra nan aq lg apahal ?? da tw aq x ske uw , jgnla kcau idop aq lg . bnci doe org mcm nie .
4)lg satu aq bnci gle babi ble ad org anta chat kt aq kt facebook n ckp mcm nie "hye" and then ble aq x jwb dowang anta mcm nie plk "awk , knp x bls chat sy ? "
ek eleh , kalau kau anta assalamualaikum , yela aq bls cptcpt sbb wajib jwb , tp mslhnya kau anta "hye" je kt aq . xd 2lis pown dlm al-Quran jwb "hye" uw wajib . fed up gle aq nan org mcm nie doe .
5)nie lg satu psl laki . kalo ye pown nk usha awek , x yahla nk bjet bgos n puji diri uw ensem . cthnye mcm nie "awk , awk nk x jd gf sy ? sy nie senanye rmai pminat , tp sy ttp ske kt awk jgk . x twla knp . " hm , ok , aq tgok prof pic dy . not bad . tp lamelame aq dpt tw yg prof pic dy uw bkn gmbr dy tp gmbr org laen . woi , tgkorak ! kalo ye pown nk usha x yahla gne gmbr org laen . 2 namenye x gentleman , kau pk aq nie ske kt laki ensem jeke hah ?! siot wea org mcm nie
6)ok , skrg nie aq nk ckp psl org yg nk kwn nan aq semata mata sbb da xd kwn laen . kau pk aq nie ap ? khidmat pelanggan 24 hours ? woi , aq nie pown manusie jgk . ad aty , limpa , jntong dan perasaan . pas uw , ble da ad rmai kwn , kau tggalkan aq . mmg kwn x kenang body . haha . mampos kau la ! xpexpe . ad ubi ad kayu , ad ary i bwt blek kt u ! pdn muke kau !
7)pas uw , aq x ske ble ad org ckp mcm nie :
org:wea!wea!wea! aq ad cte hot nk cte kt kau!
aq:yeke ? ap dy ? cptla , x sbr nie ! ^_^
org:eh , aq nk ckp ap td erk ?? japjap . aq lupe doe . laen kali aq bgtw kau @_@
org yg mcm nie mmg nk kne sgt rase hammer msok dlm idong dowang . aq x bole doe org yg mcm nie . mulemule yeye je dtg/brlari kt aq mcm bumi nie sejengkal , ble da smpai , tetibe je saraf memory otak dy ilang . mmg pelik bin ajaib ! mmg memanaskan aty aq je !
8)then , ble da tw aq blom blek lg *kt manemane jela*, yg kau pg tnya mcm nie apesal "kau x balek lg ?" da sahsah aq dpn mata kau , mstila x balek lg , xkanla aq bertapa kt situ . hadoyai . mmg nk kne cucuk mata nan aq 2 . xd ayt laen lg ke nk tnya . tnya la mcm nie "da mkn ? kalo blom , meh aq blnja kau mkn , order je pape , aq blnje" . *mmg gle syok gle babi r org yg mcm nie.
9)kalo da tw aq dok blakg/luar surau , mstila aq x bole solat . yg kau hebohheboh nk tw knp aq x solat asal ? aq twla jge dosa pahale aq . kalo bole solat , da lme aq solat kt skola wea . nie x . tnya mcm nie kt aq "wea , knp kau x smbhg ?" mmg nk telan ksot saiz 2 aq . haha . *aq twla kcik , jgnla gelak , serious nie @_@ . * wek !
10)last skali , aq x brape ske sgtla org yg x phm bhse nie . kalo aq da xnk bg num fon aq , x yahla nk paksa . da tw aq xske xyahla nk minx bnykbnyk kali lg . mnyirap doe aq . kau pk num fon aq nie ap ? num tepi longkang ? hey , num aq private k . orgorg yg VIP je yg tw num aq . *haha . bajet siall aq . xpe dunia aq . ap aq kesah !
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